Have you finally orgasmed yet?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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