a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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