Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
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i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
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Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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