I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
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I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
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We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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