i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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