Dignity is for republicans.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
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Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
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The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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