you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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