You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
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So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
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I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
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