Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
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she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Are we still banned from the library?
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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