Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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