you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
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I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
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I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
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