And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
someone threw a dead crab at me
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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