How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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