I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
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