my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Randomize