Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
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you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
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Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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