i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
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he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
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also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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