thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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