i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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