I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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