...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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