I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Boobs are out for the taking
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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