He had one of those small greek statue penises
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
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He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
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my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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