arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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