Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
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I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
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I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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