So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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