Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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