My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Randomize
