i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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