Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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