In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
my sisters under your porch take her home
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
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just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
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I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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