awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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