She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
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Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
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Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic