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google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices