return my video game
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
Someone signed my nipple.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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