I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Well I just put wine in my tea
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Randomize
