The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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