Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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