I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
