The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
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i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
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Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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