She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
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according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
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Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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