i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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