Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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