She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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