The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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