I bet he comes in French.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
No I am not eating basil off your cock
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
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