I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
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He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
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His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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