So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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