What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
