508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
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