you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
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Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
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i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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