your room smells of hookers.
And success
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
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