i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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