Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
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you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
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Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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